Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump

Back once again, and this time it comes without warning! Two of the top television studios in the country noticed the rising popularity in my Celebrity Death Polls and decided to approach me with an idea. They had a mini-screenplay for a death involving three obnoxious celebrities; Rosie O'Donnell, Donald Trump, and Miss USA Tara Conner. Although only studio execs voted for this CDP, it was sure to please the anti-fans.

Plot Synopsis: Rosie O'Donnell is under the impression that she'll be beating up a Tara Conner look-a-like for charity. Miss USA Tara Conner is told she'll be fighting a Rosie O'Donnell look-a-like for charity as well. Donald was invited to be Tara's "Special Enforcer" for the event. The three combatants will enter a padded room from opposite sides and it won't be long before they realize the startling truth!

Well, it pretty much went down just like you'd expect...First, Tara Conner said "Eew, it looks just like her." Then, Rosie and Donald quickly realized what was going on. Donald threw Miss USA at Rosie and began pounding on the door to be let out. By the time the Don turned around, Rosie had devoured most of the pageant queen, leaving only the lower piece of her leg to use as a weapon. Fortunately, Mr. Trump is never without his trusty golden dagger at his side. Rosie and Donald duked it out for several seconds before they were both winded and had to rest. While laying on the floor, they gnashed and clawed at each other with all they had. Rosie speared the severed limb through Trump's cheek as he pierced the dagger through a major artery in her throat. O'Donnell got desperate and went straight for Donald's heart. She punched it out through the back of his torso revealing the shocking finale...snakes! Donald Trump's heart has snakes!! I think it's safe to say, the real winner hear, is everybody that isn't.